Finally Introducing: Los Socios del Hungry Post

Apply here today for a chance to be one of the first 100 founding members.

It’s finally the Saturday you’ve been counting down to — Sábado de Hungry Post, aka The Saturday of The Hungry Post Sunset Party. You’ve been excited for weeks. But, like a huevón, cojudo, or (insert your favorite endearing word for “dummy” in Spanish), you forgot to buy tickets. Now you’re stuck, glued to your phone, desperately searching for them on the black market:

“COMPRO HUNGRY POST”
“COMPRO HUNGRY POST”
“COMPRO HUNGRY POST”
“COMPRO HUNGRY POST”
“COMPRO HUNGRY POST”

Everyone is looking, but no one’s selling. Finally, someone offers you a single ticket — for $300. You don’t hesitate. You buy it. How could you not? You swear on your abuelita’s life: “This is the last time I’ll buy a ticket for The Hungry Post Sunset Party on the black market.” You can’t keep doing this, but missing out is not an option. You pray to the party gods for a solution — something that will ensure you never have to scramble for tickets again.

Introducing Los Socios del Hungry Post: The ultimate, super exclusive VIP membership for the true Hungry Post super fan, committed to never missing a Sunset Party again. This is a community of old and new friends just like you — for those who love a great party, happy hour, and access to exclusive events. For those who want to be out!

We’re rolling out the Sriracha-colored carpet for you with a special members-only entrance. As you stroll into the best Latin party, the chicas at the door greet you with a smile, “Hola Paco, sparkling or still water?” Once you’ve checked in, you and your plus one can head towards that neon sign that says, EL BAR DE LOS SOCIOS? That’s where you’ll be. Your drinks will arrive in under 5 minutes, every time you order. Returning to the bar won’t be a struggle anymore. No lines, no waiting.

What if your friends aren’t members? No worries — if they’re amigos del socio, you can get them into this sold-out event at the last minute. Sure, they had to buy tickets and wait in line, but they will forever be grateful to you for saving them from missing out. With your membership, you’ll also get access to our new concierge service where you can ask for personalized restaurant and bar recommendations, plus access to exclusive member-only events.

But here’s the catch — Los Socios del Hungry Post is exclusive, and membership is limited. There’s an application process, and we’re only opening up 100 spots for the first round of founding members. Be among the first to join this intimate community. We might open more spots in the future, but we’re not sure yet. If you want to secure your place and never miss another Hungry Post Sunset Party, now is the time to apply!

Ready to sign up? Apply here.

Limited spaces are available to ensure an exceptional experience for Los Socios.
Disclaimer: You must be 21 years of age or older to apply.

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Los Socios del Hungry Post